Monday, April 27, 2009

Saints Sergius and Bacchus


One beat to death and the other de-nogginized...oh those silly Romans...

Sergius and Bacchus were two soldiers who were undercover Christians back when being a Christian was a...risky...life choice. When it was discovered and they steadfastly refused to pray to the Roman gods, they were tortured. Bacchus died while being beaten and Sergius survived his beat down (which supposedly featured a compassionate appearance by Bacchus' ghost) only to have his head chopped off later.

Interesting story that I hadn't heard of before today, and the suspicion that they may have been more than just comrades in arms led to this drawing...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Either Way, He's Not Feeling It...


Here we have either an angel that is fed up with Heaven and has decided to come down to Earth and take up with one of those saucy human women and create a few evil giants or we have a WeHo resident who is attending his first White Party and has decided that it ain't all that...

Extreme color saturation so the glowing of the halo would distract from how jacked up it is...

Monday, April 20, 2009

A View From Behind...


Not that I've heard of anybody in particular that was standing behind Jesus during his crucifixion, but I thought, "Hmmm, that would be an interesting angle that I haven't tried before," and here we have it...

Friday, April 10, 2009

He's Got...Six Toes!!

Setting: The Chapel of the Ascension

Leaning in for a closer look, Marta noticed that Jesus had six toes. Upon hearing that his secret was out, Jesus thought, "Man, I knew I shoulda worn סנדלים"

Monday, April 6, 2009

The Kiss Of Judas


This was meant to display a conflicted Judas right before he threw Jesus under the bus (chariot?), but it kind of seems like maybe an instantly regretful Judas. Later on he apparently hung himself and got sent straight to Hell...

...with the caves, and the ragged clothing! And the heat, my god, the HEAT!! -- Elaine Benes.

In a big twist for me, any sexual subtext is unintended.

Alex Geerman - Esque


Here we have my drawing of someone who bears a slight resemblance to someone who may have been slightly related to someone who was mistaken for beautiful model Alex Geerman.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

St Sebastian


After he heard God tell him that he was going to become the #2 martyred sex object in history (after Marilyn), Sebastian thought, "Well, that's not what I was going for at all."

Monday, March 30, 2009

Random Eye Drawing


This is mostly me just getting into the curves of the hair and the lashes. I like how the eye kind of came out looking kind of bird-like. Or possibly fish-like. Some sort of animal.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Michael Fitt - Esque


Adding to my current "I Fancy That Bloke" series, here we have the incredibly fit and bang-tastic Michael Fitt.

He has reached Marcus Patrick levels of embracing his male-sex-object-ness. I love that!


**on a side note** I almost did him as a crucifix so I think my religious kick is coming back.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Miguel - Esque


Miguel is my favorite Go Go Boy at The Spotlight. Today I was indulging in a little obsessive behaviour and decided to do a sketch of him. In reality this was more just an excuse to stare at his photo. You know, to get the little details down...

This is another one that I drew on the back of a junk fax and now I wish I hadn't because I want to give it to him. Eh, he probably won't mind. It's the thought, right?