Jesus Christ Receives His Cross

This is apparently Jesus from one of those Fringe alternative universes.  This Jesus managed to get away with only a few minor abrasions before being forced to drag his cross through town.

Half-Assed Drunken Jesus

Jesus drawing while at the bar on Sunday...my eyes weren't as heavily lidded as his until about an hour afterward.

Jesus And Judas Kiss

I did one similar to this a while back but never let it be said that I'm not repetitive as all-get-out...this one is a bit more detailed.

Judas plants his infamous kiss on Jesus.

Jesus Christ Is Hogging The Spotlight

I drew this to take in to my Humanities class along with a couple of older drawings.  More practice on shading.

JESUS!!! Goes To Glamour Shots...

Another bar sketch, although I think this one turned out kinda good...

Random Jesus

Seems all my drawing is done at the bar these days.  Another bar sketch...

Two Jesus Christs, One Cu...er...Video

Big Headed Jesus Christ: Post Whipping

Jesus Christ: Copyrighted & Sold For Ad Space

Jesus Christ: The Forsaken

As Jesus Christ hung on the cross, he decided to look on the bright side:  "At least I'm having a good hair day."

I'm pretty ambivalent about this Jesus.  It makes me want to do another one with more anguish.  This one just looks like his shoes are too tight.  Did Jesus wear shoes?  Probably...or sandals, most likely...flip flops...

In Progress: Jesus Christ

New year, new Jesus drawing.  This Jesus is not looking nearly traumatized enough.  I'll have to change up his features a little to make him look like he is really suffering for our sins.  I didn't witness any sinning this holiday weekend (unless you count my binge drinking as gluttony) so he'll have to be suffering for our sins from some other random weekend.  Man, do I hate when I start rambling...

Jesus Statue

He doesn't look like he's suffering enough...he's very bloodless...

Inside The Tomb

This is supposed to be after Jesus wakes up, or is resurrected as it were, and he has to tear the wrappings off of his body and face.  Although to hear that shroud tell it, this drawing is all off.  But anyhoo...the orb is an angel/spirit-like thing giving him guidance, or what not.  My mind is not working properly today.  I think I need beer.

Random Bar Sketch...

Veronica Wipes Jesus Christ's Face

So, Jesus was lugging his cross to Golgotha when he nearly collapsed and Veronica, thinking she was doing a good deed, wiped his face.  But the thing is, all of his makeup came off on her towel, and Jesus had to get crucified without his face on.  For shame, Veronica, what would Tammy Faye say?

Rigor Mortis Jesus Set To Music

Jesus Gets Rigor Mortis

As Angel Allaja carries a rigor mortis stiffened Jesus down from the cross, he grumbled to himself, "Jesus Christ, this dead weight is a bitch to tote."

A Symbol For Hate/Torture Fetishists

If there was a Jesus Christ, he has been perverted beyond all recognition.

Magic Marker Crucifixion

Pardon me while I come down from my marker induced high...I can fly!!

Virgin Mary and Jesus Christ

Mary holds Jesus after he's lowered from the cross.

The cropped version works much better than the full because it disguises their oversize heads.