Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Joan Of Arc...


Suddenly, Joan of Arc thought it would be perfect timing to unveil her new cover of "Hot Child In The City."

Recommended: The Passion Of Joan Of Arc is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. Very moving...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Jesus Cries A Little...


"It's not so much the beatings, it's the tacky crown," Jesus thought. "It's so 10AD..."

Presidential Side-Eye


Bill Clinton gives Rod Blagojevich the "No Impeachment? Ain't This Some Shit." side-eye action.

**Side-Eye inspired by Crunk & Disorderly's Side-Eye Fever**

Friday, December 12, 2008

Bettie Page - Esque


Bettie Page unfortunately passed away yesterday. Thanks to her for being an inspiration for so many people all these years, and kudos on creating a timeless, much loved iconic figure.

Here we have my drawing of Bettie Page, or from the looks of it, somebody dressed up as Bettie Page.

***Just to clarify, it's the left leg that's bent. It's kind of hard to tell.***

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Runway Realizations...


As she approached the end of the Victoria's Secret runway, Supermodel Oksana Vanya thought to herself, "You know, I really shouldn't have eaten that lemon zest." Somewhere, Tyra Banks awoke in a cold sweat, sensing a supermodel on the edge...

Monday, November 24, 2008

Archangel Uriel


In this dimension, Archangel Uriel decided not to tell Noah about the impending flood, just to see what would happen.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Vixen


Grabbing his hungover head, Stewart rolled over to realize that he had mistakenly slept with a real woman and not a trannie.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Enchanted Forest: Schizophrenic



One second it's all happy go lucky with curious nymphs and reclining satyrs and the next thing you know, there's nothing but ghosts, demons, and evil trees. What a bitch!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Brian Kenny - Esque, Part 2


Another attempt at drawing Brian Kenny, this time as he levitates a couple of paint brushes...