Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Joan Of Arc...


Suddenly, Joan of Arc thought it would be perfect timing to unveil her new cover of "Hot Child In The City."

Recommended: The Passion Of Joan Of Arc is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. Very moving...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Jesus Cries A Little...


"It's not so much the beatings, it's the tacky crown," Jesus thought. "It's so 10AD..."

Presidential Side-Eye


Bill Clinton gives Rod Blagojevich the "No Impeachment? Ain't This Some Shit." side-eye action.

**Side-Eye inspired by Crunk & Disorderly's Side-Eye Fever**

Friday, December 12, 2008

Bettie Page - Esque


Bettie Page unfortunately passed away yesterday. Thanks to her for being an inspiration for so many people all these years, and kudos on creating a timeless, much loved iconic figure.

Here we have my drawing of Bettie Page, or from the looks of it, somebody dressed up as Bettie Page.

***Just to clarify, it's the left leg that's bent. It's kind of hard to tell.***

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Runway Realizations...


As she approached the end of the Victoria's Secret runway, Supermodel Oksana Vanya thought to herself, "You know, I really shouldn't have eaten that lemon zest." Somewhere, Tyra Banks awoke in a cold sweat, sensing a supermodel on the edge...

Monday, November 24, 2008

Archangel Uriel


In this dimension, Archangel Uriel decided not to tell Noah about the impending flood, just to see what would happen.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Vixen


Grabbing his hungover head, Stewart rolled over to realize that he had mistakenly slept with a real woman and not a trannie.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Enchanted Forest: Schizophrenic



One second it's all happy go lucky with curious nymphs and reclining satyrs and the next thing you know, there's nothing but ghosts, demons, and evil trees. What a bitch!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Brian Kenny - Esque, Part 2


Another attempt at drawing Brian Kenny, this time as he levitates a couple of paint brushes...

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Brian Kenny - Esque




Presenting the very talented artist Brian Kenny, AKA That Breathtaking Dude, in what I like to call "No, It Really Is Just Representing A Lightsaber...*clears throat*"

It's a very long title.

Per the norm, my portraits don't really look like the actual person, but hopefully it captures a certain essence.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Depression



He just wished that he could feel like a normal human being, even if only for one day.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Satyr


Poemenius, a young satyr, relaxed in the forest, waiting for Dionysus to return.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Saint Michael, The Archangel



Archangel Michael takes a break from fighting those evil Catholics...er...I mean demons...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Feline Dream Intrusion


I had the most unsettling dream with $EX Artiste's cat Elvira in it. She was just a black silhouette with these glowing yellow eyes, and I nearly crapped my pants. It was really freaky.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Brothel


Alessandro tried to prepare himself mentally for his sixth client that day. Maybe they'd allow him some time to rest if he did his best to please him.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

A Load ON!


Jesus Christ looked over at Mary Magdalene with a look that spoke louder than words, "This shit is HEAVY!"

Friday, August 29, 2008

Chained Up...


Turns out that it wasn't just any other night at the sex club. Eugen found himself chained up, soon to be the center of a bukkake shower.

Shellacked And Smoking


Waiting backstage before the show, he smoked a cigarette and tried not to think about what would happen if he fell off the runway and into Anna Wintour's lap.

I'm Outta Here...


Fed up, Archangel Michael dropped his sword, picked up a 12 pack of Schlitz and settled in for a Girlfriends marathon.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Jonathan Jesensky - Esque


He watched happily as Jonathan Jesensky became the superstar that everybody already knew he was.

**Note: This is less detailed than I wanted because my hand gave out. Those letters are HARD!**

Defiant Jesus


Jesus Christ said, "Fuck you, Bitches, I'm not going up on that cross 'til I finish my Marlboro." At this, they resumed their scourging of him.

The Sailor Hat


He looks at you through half lidded, heavily made up eyes, the vodka in his system making him pliable, available for your perverted desires. You want to make him deep throat you until he cries, eyeliner running down his cheeks...

The Curls


His innocence shone through, his unblemished face looking longingly at you.

Marilyn Monroe - Esque


Tribute to the ever lovely Marilyn Monroe. I am absolutely smitten and in her eternal thrall.

Angel On The Verge


Archangel Raphael got tired of hearing people whine about their ailments and decided to go get drunk.

$EX Artiste - Esque


$EX Artiste exclaimed that the party wasn't decadent enough for him and departed for the dionysian House of $EX Artiste...

Angel Kiss


Seeing all those hot guys coming out of The Faultline, the Archangel Gabriel couldn't help but blow a kiss...he'll get back to running God's errands in a minute.

Jesus Winks


Jesus Christ is in on the joke. He wasn't really resurrected, he just snuck out of a trapdoor in the back...