Joan Of Arc...

Suddenly, Joan of Arc thought it would be perfect timing to unveil her new cover of "Hot Child In The City."

Recommended: The Passion Of Joan Of Arc is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. Very moving...

Jesus Cries A Little...

"It's not so much the beatings, it's the tacky crown," Jesus thought. "It's so 10AD..."

Presidential Side-Eye

Bill Clinton gives Rod Blagojevich the "No Impeachment? Ain't This Some Shit." side-eye action.

**Side-Eye inspired by Crunk & Disorderly's Side-Eye Fever**

Bettie Page - Esque

Bettie Page unfortunately passed away yesterday. Thanks to her for being an inspiration for so many people all these years, and kudos on creating a timeless, much loved iconic figure.

Here we have my drawing of Bettie Page, or from the looks of it, somebody dressed up as Bettie Page.

***Just to clarify, it's the left leg that's bent. It's kind of hard to tell.***

Runway Realizations...

As she approached the end of the Victoria's Secret runway, Supermodel Oksana Vanya thought to herself, "You know, I really shouldn't have eaten that lemon zest." Somewhere, Tyra Banks awoke in a cold sweat, sensing a supermodel on the edge...

Archangel Uriel

In this dimension, Archangel Uriel decided not to tell Noah about the impending flood, just to see what would happen.

Meanwhile, In The Un-Incorporated Area Of The Enchanted Forest...

The undead dine on unsuspecting grave robbers...

Vixen

Grabbing his hungover head, Stewart rolled over to realize that he had mistakenly slept with a real woman and not a trannie.

The Enchanted Forest: Schizophrenic

One second it's all happy go lucky with curious nymphs and reclining satyrs and the next thing you know, there's nothing but ghosts, demons, and evil trees. What a bitch!!

Brian Kenny - Esque, Part 2

Another attempt at drawing Brian Kenny, this time as he levitates a couple of paint brushes...

Brian Kenny - Esque

Presenting the very talented artist Brian Kenny, AKA That Breathtaking Dude, in what I like to call "No, It Really Is Just Representing A Lightsaber...*clears throat*"

It's a very long title.

Per the norm, my portraits don't really look like the actual person, but hopefully it captures a certain essence.

Depression

He just wished that he could feel like a normal human being, even if only for one day.

Cynthia McKinney

Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney believes in courting the media...

The Satyr

Poemenius, a young satyr, relaxed in the forest, waiting for Dionysus to return.

Saint Michael, The Archangel

Archangel Michael takes a break from fighting those evil Catholics...er...I mean demons...

Feline Dream Intrusion

I had the most unsettling dream with $EX Artiste's cat Elvira in it. She was just a black silhouette with these glowing yellow eyes, and I nearly crapped my pants. It was really freaky.

The Wood Nymph

The wood nymph Lilia...

Brothel

Alessandro tried to prepare himself mentally for his sixth client that day. Maybe they'd allow him some time to rest if he did his best to please him.

A Load ON!

Jesus Christ looked over at Mary Magdalene with a look that spoke louder than words, "This shit is HEAVY!"

Chained Up...

Turns out that it wasn't just any other night at the sex club. Eugen found himself chained up, soon to be the center of a bukkake shower.

Shellacked And Smoking

Waiting backstage before the show, he smoked a cigarette and tried not to think about what would happen if he fell off the runway and into Anna Wintour's lap.

I'm Outta Here...

Fed up, Archangel Michael dropped his sword, picked up a 12 pack of Schlitz and settled in for a Girlfriends marathon.

Jonathan Jesensky - Esque

He watched happily as Jonathan Jesensky became the superstar that everybody already knew he was.

**Note: This is less detailed than I wanted because my hand gave out. Those letters are HARD!**

Defiant Jesus

Jesus Christ said, "Fuck you, Bitches, I'm not going up on that cross 'til I finish my Marlboro." At this, they resumed their scourging of him.

The Sailor Hat

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The Curls

His innocence shone through, his unblemished face looking longingly at you.

Marilyn Monroe - Esque

Tribute to the ever lovely Marilyn Monroe. I am absolutely smitten and in her eternal thrall.

Angel On The Verge

Archangel Raphael got tired of hearing people whine about their ailments and decided to go get drunk.

$EX Artiste - Esque

$EX Artiste exclaimed that the party wasn't decadent enough for him and departed for the dionysian House of $EX Artiste...

Angel Kiss

Seeing all those hot guys coming out of The Faultline, the Archangel Gabriel couldn't help but blow a kiss...he'll get back to running God's errands in a minute.

Jesus Winks

Jesus Christ is in on the joke. He wasn't really resurrected, he just snuck out of a trapdoor in the back...