A Load ON!

Jesus Christ looked over at Mary Magdalene with a look that spoke louder than words, "This shit is HEAVY!"

Chained Up...

Turns out that it wasn't just any other night at the sex club. Eugen found himself chained up, soon to be the center of a bukkake shower.

Shellacked And Smoking

Waiting backstage before the show, he smoked a cigarette and tried not to think about what would happen if he fell off the runway and into Anna Wintour's lap.

I'm Outta Here...

Fed up, Archangel Michael dropped his sword, picked up a 12 pack of Schlitz and settled in for a Girlfriends marathon.

Jonathan Jesensky - Esque

He watched happily as Jonathan Jesensky became the superstar that everybody already knew he was.

**Note: This is less detailed than I wanted because my hand gave out. Those letters are HARD!**

Defiant Jesus

Jesus Christ said, "Fuck you, Bitches, I'm not going up on that cross 'til I finish my Marlboro." At this, they resumed their scourging of him.

The Sailor Hat

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The Curls

His innocence shone through, his unblemished face looking longingly at you.

Marilyn Monroe - Esque

Tribute to the ever lovely Marilyn Monroe. I am absolutely smitten and in her eternal thrall.

Angel On The Verge

Archangel Raphael got tired of hearing people whine about their ailments and decided to go get drunk.

$EX Artiste - Esque

$EX Artiste exclaimed that the party wasn't decadent enough for him and departed for the dionysian House of $EX Artiste...

Angel Kiss

Seeing all those hot guys coming out of The Faultline, the Archangel Gabriel couldn't help but blow a kiss...he'll get back to running God's errands in a minute.

Jesus Winks

Jesus Christ is in on the joke. He wasn't really resurrected, he just snuck out of a trapdoor in the back...